downwlove mooved: zZzZzZ shit on hippo .

i just found out smth today,
LITERATURE, IS JUST PURE COMMON SENSE =__=
i nvr study also can get 21/25 L0L. <3>
wooots (: .

HIPPOOOOO -.-
*pictured post below ._.*
Pass this to humans :
waliew, no hippos to sbo. )):
1.MOOMOOO :D

aiya, whoever who wnts t do .

directions : Mark all the stupid things you've done .
there are 50 questions .
your percentage will be the number of marks times two :D

[ ] forgot to put the lid on a blender , turned it on , had everything fly out .
[x] gotten your head stuck between stair rails.( when i was 3.i can explain._.)
[ ] Broke a chair by leaning back on it( AM I THAT HEAVY?!)
[] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
[] had people tell you you are blonde when you're not.
[] had been caught staring at your crush by your crush .
[x] looked for something for at least 5 mins before realising it was in your hand .(-.-)
[x] tried to push open a door when it said pull(seriously,who reads )
[x] tried to pull open a door when it said push (whatever, -.-)

sub-total : 4

[x] applied something on your hair thinking it was shampoo. (-.-, SHHHSHSHSH)
[x] have hit yourself in the process of hitting something else (hehe x:)
[x] have tripped and fallen down the stairs .
[] exploded marshmallows in the microwave.
[] have gotten gum stuck in your hair .
[] had gum fall out of your mouth while blowing a bubble.
[] bitten a tomato and had juice squirt out at someone .
[] had your drink come out from your nose cause you were laughing too hard. (ew.)
[x] have called one of your good friends by the wrong name .

sub-total :8

[ ] put a sticker on your head , forgot it was there and went out . (wts-.-)
[ ] have fallen out of a moving vehicle . (what?)
[] have run into a closed door (thats just stupid @_@)
[] searched for your handphone when you were talking on it .
[ ] it had taken you longer than 5mins to understand a joke . (WTF? )
[ ] have gotten your hair stuck in a blow-dryer.(= =)
[ ] have gotten your hair stuck in a fan .
[x] tripped on a crack on the sidewalk. (always outside sch tht path._.)
[ ] said o'clock after a time . example : 5.30 o'clock . (which noob shit does?)

sub-total :9

[ ] after someone told you there was gum on the floor , you stepped on it .
[x] put on a white shirt even though you knew it was raining outside.
[x] have walked up to a stranger cause you thought they were someone else.
[x] been kicked out of a grocey store.
[x] touched an iron , stove , etc. even though you knew it was hot .
[x] took off your clothes to wear something else and put on the same thing again .
[x] wondered why something wasn't working before realising it wasn't plugged in .( X:)
[] put the cereal in the fridge , or the milk in the cupboard.
[x] walked into a pole. (when i was too busy talking to Shankar to realise ==")
[] wore two different earrings or shoes / stole someone's shoes .

sub-total : 16

[] put your shirt on inside out / backwards and went out .
[] tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on. (heh?)
[] got a ring stuck on your finger , even though you knew it was too small .(stupid ._.)
[ ] walked out of the bathroom without realising there was toilet paper stuck on your shoe.
[x] went to do / get something but forgot what you wanted to do when you got there.(stm lmao)
[x] drank someone's drink without knowing when your drink was right next to it .
[ ] fell out of your chair while picking something up .
[] have poked yourself in the eye (-.-?)
[] listened to your earphones then realised it was not plugged in . (LOL)
[ ] melted your hairbrush while blow-drying your hair(WHAT?!)

total : 18
percentage : 18x3=36%
o.o what does tht mean .

LOL d: .
next quiz :

10 'Are yous'

1. Are you single - If you're happy and you know it clap your hands :D
2. Are you happy - ((((:
3. Are you bored - Nopes
4. Are you fair - Yea. thn what, banala meyhhs.
5. Are you italian - Singaporean, pls.
6. Are you intelligent -Dumb, infact.
7. Are you honest -Shit on you.
8. Are you nice -Fk yea x:
9. Are you Irish -SINGAPOREAN,HELLO.
10.Are you asian -yayayaya

10 facts.
1. full name - Vanesa Yappy HuiQi
2. Nicknames - Elmo,BirdNest,Ness,SaSa,Vaneshia. etc etc -.-
3. Birth place - Singapore
4. Hair colour - Black and brown. + WHITE? @_@
5. Natural hair style -Used to be curly, bt thn nw a little straighter ._.
6. Eye colour - Dark Brown
7. Birthday - 19th Jan 96. forget, i KILL you =.=
8. Mood - Neutral
9. Favourite colour(s) - VITAMIN COLOURS :D
10.One place you'd like to visit - SPCA. (((( :

10 things about my love life.
1. Have you ever been in love - If you're happy and you know it, and you rlly wanna shw it.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight - Duh.
3. Do you currently have a crush - If you're happy and you know you clap ur hair :D
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally - who have not -.-
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart - YEA. I TORE UP PAPER HEARTS >)
6. Have you ever had your heart broken - yea, i drew a heart and someone ripped it D:
7. Have you ever liked someone without telling them - No 0.0?
8. Are you afraid of commitment - Nt rlly, O_O
9. Who was the last person you hugged - NgLiTing :D . bear huggg x:
10.Who was the last person you said ily to - XingLei ? ._. LOL

10 ThisOrThats
1. Love or lust - Semo lust- .- Love b.
2. Hard liquor or beer - Nahs,
3. Cat or dog - DOGGGG
4. A few best friends or alot of regular friends - both
5. Creamy or crunchy - creamyyyyy
6. Pencil or pen - PENCILS(L) oh so great.
7. Wild night out or romantic night out - Wild :D
8. Money or happiness - Happiness<3>
9. Night or day - Both
10. IM or phone - Both, can't live w/o em.

NEXT.
wa eff sia ._.

001. Real name -> Vanessaasasasasa
002. Nicknames -> go see. its up thr -.-
003 is gone-.-
004. Zodiac signs -> RAT/PIG d: (depends on which calendar i follow)
005. Male or female -> Fe-male
006. Elementary -> St Josephy Church Kindergarten. Yellow hse <3> Yew Tee Primary School
008. High School -> whats high sch? Chua Chu Kang Secnodaree? -.-
009 is gone -.-
010. Hair colour -> BLACK/BROWN . BLA.
011. Tall or short -> SHORT. F3 nt even 1.65 =.= zzz
012. Loud or quiet -> Im loud x: depends d:
013. Sweats or jeans -> Sweats
014. Phone or camera ->Phone, duh-.- my phone is better thn my cam, 5mp. heees :D
015. Health freak -> NO?
016. Drink or smoke ->NONE -.-
017. Do you have a crush on someone -> nahhs
018. Eat or drink -> drink
019. Piercings -> i want helix D:
020. Tattoos -> Fake ones d:

FIRSTS :
023. First piercing -> None. :'(
026. First crush -> MY PET DOG. 2oo4-Silky Terrier D: saw it for less thn 7days=poof.
027. First pet -> Pet rock./
030. First big birthday -> 1month.

CURRENTLY :

049. Eating -> Air
050. Drinking -> Air
052. Im about to -> Play Slinky MS
053. Listening to -> MSN nudging sounds.
054. Plans for today -> Lvl,rb,sleep.
055. Waiting for -> This to end- . -

YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids -> hthwik(ow th hell would i know)
059. Wanna get married -> hthwik
060. Careers in mind -> VET D:
068. Lips or eyes -> -.-?
070. Shorter or taller -> shit, wht quiz is this ._.
072. Romantic or spontaneous -> HEH?
073. Nice stomach or nice arms -> WHAAAT?
074. Sensitive or loud -> BOTH? -.-
075. Hook-up or relationship -> WHAT TH HELL IS A HOOK-UP
076. Trouble maker or hesitant -> HEHS?

HAVE YOU EVER :
080. Lost glasses / contacts -> No las, th -.
081. Ran away from home -> Nope, bt i wnt to ):
082. Held a gun / knife for self - defence-> you go die.
083. Killed somebody -> piss on yo.
084. Broken somebody's heart -> shshshs.
087. Cried when someone died -> Myhamstr ):
090. Miracles ->Mayb
091. Love at first sight -> Nope.
092. Heaven -> Yea Yea Yea :D
093. Santa Claus -> who th eff does -.-
094. Sex on the first date -> That's just disgusting -.-
095. Kiss on the first date -> Dtk O_O?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Is there someone you want to be with now -> <3>
099. Do you believe in God -> yep
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people.

NEXT. WTF. HAND PAIN -'-
How screwed is your school life ?

[ x] gotten detention .
[x ] gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] gotten suspended.
[ x] got caught eating gum .
[ x] got caught cheating on a test .

sub-total : 4

[x ] arrived to class late more than 5 times.
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] turned in at least 3 projects late.
[ ] missed school cause you felt like it.
[ x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. ( in pri sch , i screamed as well.-.-)

sub-total :4

[x] got your mum / dad to get you out of school
[x] texted people during class.
[x] passed notes in class.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher .

sub-total : 9

[ ] pulled down the fire alarm .
[ ] went on myface , facebook etc. on the school computer.
[x] took pictures during school hours.
[x] called someone during school hours.
[x] listened to a CD , iPod etc. during class.

sub-total : 12

[x] threw something at the teacher. (stupid teacher -'-)
[x] went outside the classroom without permission. ( like which coward dosen't x:)
[x] broke the dress code. (everyday-.- Mdm Ruhaiza:" PIN UP UR HAIR,PULL DOWN UR SKIRT" bla bla bla bla bla")
[] failed a class.
[x] ate food during class.

sub-total : 16

[x] gotten a call from school. ( zz -.-)
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] didn't take your stuff to school.
[x] gotten detention but didn't go.
[x] stuck your middle finger at a teacher when they weren't looking. ( who dosen't,th class does it tgt x:)
[x] cursed during class loud enough for your teacher to hear. (LOL)

sub-total : 21

[x] faked your parents' signature
[x] slept in class.
[x] cursed at a teacher in their face. ( pri sch pri sch, ohkays -.-?)
[x] copied homework . (almost everyday ._.)

sub-total : 25

total : 25
multiply by 3 = 75%. wakaos, A1 @____@"""

next !

How many stupid things have i done ? '
Level 1 :
[ ] smoked a cigarette.
[ ] smoked a cigar .
[ ] kissed a member of the same sex - often. (wtf?)
[x] drank alcohol - wine , beer , champagne

so far : 1

Level 2 :

[x] Are / Been in love .
[] been dumped.
[] shoplifted.
[] been fired .
[] been in a fist fight.

so far : 2

Level 4 :
[x] had a crush on someone older.
[ ] skipped school.
[ ] slept with a co-worker.
[x] seen someone / something die.

so far : 4

Level 5 :
[ ] Have / had a crush on your facebook friend.
[ ] Been to Paris .
[ ] Been to Spain .
[x] Been on a plane . (zzz-.-?)
[] threw up cause of drinking .

so far : 5

Level 6 :
[x] eaten sushi (WHO DOSEN'T I ASK YOU.)
[ x] been snowboarding .
[] Met someone because of facebook .
[] Been in a mosh pit (sounds like armpits -.-)

so far : 7

Level 7 :
[ ] been in a abusive relationship.
[x] Taken pain killers.
[] Love / loved someone you can't have
[x] Laid on your back and watched the clouds go by.
[x] Made a snow angel .

so far : 10

Level 8 :
[x] Had a tea party .
[x] Flown a kite .
[x] Built a sand castle.
[ ] Gone mudding .
[x] Played dress up.

so far : 14

Level 9 :
[x] jumped into a pile of leaves.
[ ] Gone sledging .
[x] Cheated in a game. (UNO 8D)
[x] Been lonely.
[x] fallen asleep at school . (during history -.-)

so far : 18

Level 10 :
[x] Watched the sun set.
[x] Felt an earthquake (im nt lying x:)
[] killed a snake . (wth ._.?)

so far : 20

Level 11 :
[x] Been tickled.
[ ] Been robbed / vandalized.
[ ] Been cheated on .
[x] Been misunderstood.

so far : 22

Level 12 :
[x] Won a contest .
[ ] Been suspended from school.
[x] Had detention .
[ ] Been in a car / motorcycle accident.

so far : 24

Level 13 :
[ ] Had / have braces.
[ ] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night. ( you crazy or semo.)
[ ] Danced in the moonlight . (twilight O_O?)

so far : 25

Level 14 :
[x] Hated the way you looked.
[x] Witnessed a crime.
[ ] Pole danced. ( HOI, WTFH)
[x] Questioned your heart.
[x] Been obsessed with post-it notes .

so far : 29

Level 15 :
[ ] Squished barefoot through mud .
[x] Been lost .
[ ] Been to the opposite side of the world.
[x] Swam in the ocean .
[x] Felt like you were dying .

so far : 32

Level 16 :
[x] Cried yourself to sleep .
[x] Played cops and robbers.
[x] Recently coloured with colour pencils / crayons / markers.
[x] Sang karoke .
[x] Paid for a meal with only coins .

so far : 37

Level 17 :
[x] Did something you told yourself you wouldn't .
[x] Made a prank phone call . (lots and lots x:)
[ ] Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (erxin -.-)
[ ] Kissed in the rain .

so far : 29

Level 18 :
[x] Wrote a letter to Santa Claus . (address: No.1 North Pole. rly. _ .)
[x] Watched the Sun set / rise with someone you care / cared about .
[x] Blown bubbles .
[x] Made a bonfire on a beach or anywhere else.

so far : 33

Level 19:
[x] Crashed a party.
[ ] Have travelled more than 5 days with a car full of people .
[x] Gone rollerskating / blading .
[x] Had a wish come true .
[ ] Been humped by a monkey. (WHAT?!)

so far : 36

Level 20 :
[x] Worn pearls .
[ ] Jumped off a bridge , into a pool .
[x] Swore at the teacher , in front of them .
[ ] Swam with dolphins . ( i wish)

so far : 38

Level 22 :
[x] Got your tongue stuck to a pole / freezer / ice cube . (LOL, yala yala. i dumb==)
[ ] Kissed a fish (EEEEE)
[] Worn the opposite sex's clothes.
[x] Sat on a roof top . (play ground de d:)

so far : 29

Level 23 :
[x] Screamed at the top of your lungs .
[ ] Done / attempted a one-handed wheelcart.
[ ] Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours. (bt i did 4hours + b4 x:)
[ ] Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about .

so far : 30

Level 24 :
[ ] Picked and ate an apple right off a tree.
[ ] Climbed a tree.
[x] Had/have been in a tree house.
[x] Been scared to watch scary movies alone .

so far : 32

Level 25 :
[x] Belived in ghosts.
[ ] Have / had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
[ ] Gone streaking (is tht dye?O_O)
[x] Visited jail .(disneyland's x:)

so far : 32

Level 26 :
[ ] Played chicken (heh?)
[x] Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on .(-.-)
[x] Been told you're hot by a complete stranger . (-____-)
[x] Broken a bone .
[x] Been easily amused.

so far : 36

Level 27 :
[ ] Caught a fish and ate it later.
[ ] Made a porn video / got asked to make one . (WHAAT?! %^#$%#$! fcuk you)
[x] Caught a butterfly.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried.
[x] Cried so hard you laughed.

so far : 39

Level 28 :
[ ] Mooned / flashed someone. (semo? sounds like pokemon-.-)
[ ] Had someone moon / flash you .
[x] Cheated on a test.
[x] Forgot someone's name .
[x] French braided someone's hair .
[ ] Gone skinny dipping.
[ ] Been kicked out of your house.
[ ] Tried to hurt yourself .

so far : 42

Level 29:
[x] Rode a roller coaster.
[ ] Went scuba-diving / snorkelling .
[ ] Had A cavity ( wth is a cavity O_O? tooth decay?-.-)
[x] Blackmailed someone.
[x] Been blackmailed.

so far : 45

Level 31 :
[x] Been used.
[x] Fell going up the stairs
[ ] Licked a cat.
[x] Bitten someone.
[] Licked someone.

so far : 48

Level 32 :
[ ] Been shot at/or at gunpoint .
[ ] Had sex in the rain . (-'-)
[ ] Flattened someone's tyres .
[ ] Rode your car / truck till the gas light came on .
[ ] Got 5 dollars or less worth of gas.
so far : 48

altogether 48 out of 132 stupid things.
& wakao, i took like more thn 1 hr to do this crap = =

Can i just let th pictures do th talking -.-?
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