In case some moronic dudes who don't know what is MATERNITY LEAVE, kind hearted Vanessa will tell you the definition of MATERNITY LEAVE. Reported by vanessa,edited by vanessa, cut and copied by vanessa,posted by vanessa all credits to vanessa, resources are yours truly . (i know pig's lame -.- )
Maternity is the social and legal acknowledgment of the parental relationship between a mother and her child.
It is specially related with the protection of the baby and the mother within and after the childbirth.
Firstly;
mother and HER child: Mr Heng(Old Man) gives birth! omfgawz, wow.Mr Pregnant.(Hippo, you know what im saying right x: onlin pornstar @_@ lol)
Secondly;
childbirth: Theres no doubt Mr Heng(Old Man*cough cough*) actually gives birth .
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You know what im trying to say? Lol, im just stating a fact; and he took half a year MATERNITY LEAVE! Now my english sure fail till muthafkr alr ._.
>First thing i entered sch gates today was, wow, thr are sure alot of chaoda people guarding th main gate; and thy ask each of us personally "HARVE YER GAWN OVERSEAS? ARE YER FEELENGH OKAH?" like as if asking would help in prevention of th speaking of H1N1 -.-
>Change of English teacher, MR SIM SIM SIM(no, its not mingjie.), He keep pulling up his pants when he talks man. Wt bian tai -_-
>Change of History teacher, BYE BYE TANG TANG TANG! You shoud have resigned earlier you tooot! Now its Mr Chan though o:
>Why not a Change of Math teacher too?
>No more D&T ): . I've got to admit, i kind of like D&T though. Cos Mr Ronald Wong keeps letting me and Cassandra thy all pass up our work like super late, and he actually still keeps his cool; now our home econs teacher like also same as him, newbie teacher , Laughs.
& me and JynHua was talking on Plurk just now, of chopping Sarah's head and making our dish, thn th main point of th dish was- Ingredient=FREE(!) LOL, so cool right :x
JUST REMEMBERED SMTH AFTER VISITING SARAH'S BLOG!
I grow BANANAS! WOW-.-!
So does Whitney,JynHua,Samantha,JiaLi,Odelia,VanessaOng and other people who wre classified as BANANA FARMERS, (RE:history lesson;) lmaos, wts mian, so fxcking fnny.
I swear tomorrows going to be a better post, i just swear it. Yeap, you saw it alr, I SWEAR IT.
finished replying tags, dying.
11:30pm;
Kiss pillow, muackzxckzxczxnczncznczn.
me love bestfriend very much (: , not.
He effs his mother's ass;(!!)He smokes man, wt cheebye.
Love. still owe hooker a quiz):
